LA Survival Kit

Tomorrow the Boss Man leaves for LA (and never comes back), so a few of us put together a "survival kit" as a goodbye gag gift. A lot of these make more sense if you know him and all the things he's teased us about, but we included some gossip mags labeled as "Neighborhood Directory", sunscreen because "no one in LA likes wrinkles", some cheapo aviator glasses for "when his Pradas get stolen", a pop up map so he can find home, a Zagat guide to consult when wooing the ladies, Sun In because going blonde is mandatory in LA, flip flops in an obnoxiously bright yellow, and a very awesome speedo-like bathing suit. See below.