(Almost) Seventy

What do you do for someone who is turning seventy and has everything he wants? You tell him that one sister-in-law, one brother-in-law, one daughter, one son-in-law, two granddaughters, and one grandson are coming to visit. And then when you show up, there are actually three daughters, three granddaughters, two son-in-laws (sons-in-law?), one sister-in-law, one brother-in-law, one son, and one grandson. Plus some fancy Scotch, a delicious homemade olive oil and grapefruit cake, and tasty Italian pastries.

Thanks for being born, Dad, and thanks for being an amazing person and a great father!